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So asking for a friend...
If someone was going to do a wedding vow renewal for their 30th anniversary in the Smokey Mountains near Gatlinburg would you attend?
A couple interesting caveats, it's entirely possible the minister in attendance would be dressed as an 8 foot tall Bigfoot and the groom might bear a striking resemblance to Santa Claus. Oh and I'm pretty sure the media might be involved to make sure it somehow goes viral nationwide. vow renewal dresses
You know just a normal happy time in the woods.